AHH AHHH AHHH god damn you broken speed modem, I hate you. And you Mr. computer, I hate you too, your too damn slow. . .I need my computer back ;_: Im going out of my mind with the on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off and on and off, flashing, steady, flashing, steady, flashing, steady, flashing, steady, flashing, steady, flashing, flashing, steady, flashing. . .DIE STUPID LIGHT, I HATE YOU >:| Pshh, like any of you were planing too, I want you all to know, some of you promised to drag me out of my house, so poo on you. . .oh, and for the carnigie friend, yes you will be missed, but no reunion then? Oh yeah, about that, I have a middle school reunion this year much like last year except no video games and I think there are alot more males being invited, which worries me, because you know, alot of females think a guy being gay is cool but many straight guys act all wierd towards it so Im all worried that some of my male friends from middle school will be hating. I dont like losing friends to the fact that Im gay ;_: Oh, and about that, I decided that I would explain something here, its called !!!!!ANAL SEX!!!!!! ((bum bum bum)) think of the pain and disgust in it. . .but wait, whats that, !!!!ANAL SEX!!!! is nothing like that. First off, disgusting seams to be a big thing, ok, now yes shit comes out of the anus, does that mean that !!!!ANAL SEX!!!! will be stinky, dirty, and shitful. . .NO!!!! >< people, most gays, especially those that are bottoms, know to clean themselves out, make it so there is no poo, and even get it to the point where there is no skin, so get over it, not dirty. . .except shit fetish people over there ::points in a far far far far far far far off direction:: ((I think they are too close))...yes, moving on the the second section entitled !!!!ANAL SEX!!!!-To be (pain) or not to be (pain). Yes, hmm, pain, its an interesting topic, I guess, it depends, I mean, if you try to shove to much in, obviously there is going to be pain, this tends to be the situation with almost anything when its a virgin, however, thats why they invented *ta da* Lube *ta da* so that there is less pain because it slides in (also giving a good sensation for the fucker o.O but I dont care for such things, am I fuckee) ok, so we got over the pain and the dirty, but now why would anyone find it enjoyable...well, you know, boys (dont ask why women like it, I dont know thier anatomy that well), that feeling that seams to be behind your penis, probably never analysised enough to note that it was there, but anyways, thats call your "prostate gland*" (go on and say it), now, this gland, it does the arrousing and crap and I think some teenager growing or something, doesnt matter, but in actuality, its located next too your anal wall, touch it (not now or ever if your not into "that". . .plus dont stick your finger in you bum without proper expierence, knowledge, or instinct), that feeling when you touched it, thats called "pleasure" . . .I hope youve experienced that before, if not, I feel for you. Yes, anyways, my point is, its pleasurable, many acient sex text put in there that during head, the female should shove her finger up the guys ass and massage this gland, fun fun for all you guys, but anyways, so people, no more "it has to be disgusting and unpleasurable" ok, I tired of hearing that so long ago. I mean, Im not saying to go out and stick things up your ass, its not for everyone and niether is that type of pleasure (and yes, there is a difference in pleasure, not a ah, the hurts pleasure but a different one indeed), but just please be a bit more understanding in why people enact in it so that I dont have to hear about how sickening it is for you. . .Erm, and there is you lesson on why !!!!ANAL SEX!!! is niether disgusting nor unpleasureable.

And remember kids, use condoms and lube!!!

*On a side not, this page has been altered. I did, at first, say pituitary gland (which is actually in the neck) but later found that it was actually the prostate gland (found in the location I described). . .I thought that my loyal fans would like to know that they arent crazy (well, actually, most of them are), I just changed it